Wednesday, May 19, 2010

he's back n he's gotten stronger (n older "-_-)

yo..im back..now what this time..man..i just turned 19 (on 14th 0f may)..im so ex=nhjfgey..im sorry i was about to spell exited..but im too exited to spell exited so i mispell it.. hahha..you noe wat..let me giv myself a very special shout..

hepy besday to me
hepy besday to me
hepy besday to awesome syed faiz
hepy besday to me....

tengkiu fer sing along..hehhe,,wat?wanna kiss me..ok i dont noe...ok juz once...(then they kiss me)....did i say once?i mean 1 thousand times..hehhe..orait2..well wat can i conclude bout my bday??it was the best in my life..my 19th bday perhaps the most erbtsght bday ive ever had (thats not a typo error..i ran out of superlative to describe my bday)...y??let me tell u y...hehe..on that very night..approximately 0012 hours..my nightmare came true!!!y?ive been brutally assault, abused, attack by those gruesome creature..hahaha..relax girl..im still alive..creature i meant is my friend...the good part is..ive been assaulted by 13 different guys!!!!thats wat ive managed to count...as they overwhelmed me..i noticed theres more!!!n i gasping my last breath before they blow my bellybutton!!! its fucking ticklish!!!!fuck3!!!hahaha..its still tickle till now!!!hahah... i was assaulted wif no chance to break free..they hold my hand (not romantically hold..holding with full of sinister feelings..noe wat i mean?)man..how im helplessly cried n begged for mercy..then..they let me go..i thought..thats it..im free..but they scream in fragrant blood...do you feel lucky phunk?do ya?now..to the second phase!!hahah<---evil laugh....they haul me up..bring me to the toilet..n yeah u guessed it..AKU MANDI MILO!!!cibai!!!!hahha..but..with the heart of a wolves and the nerve of a panthera..ive survived that massacre...wel..i dont mind..thats memories!! tengs to pgie,denon,farouq,jamal,sufi,bob,pa,bob kedah,ewang,n i dont recall other operatives that also contributed in this diabolical plan to bring me down..hahha..but i dont mind..its wat we kol memories..n its fucking fantastic...

THANX GUYS

the nex day..me n ma cliques went to celebrate my bday..it was again a great party..(its not a party..juz go for an outing) n of cuz wat a way to wrap up 2nd semester wif a bang...tengs for cheering me up guys..dats y i love ya'll so much..

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graceforthevengenz signing out :)

Friday, April 30, 2010

he's back and he's armed


well, hye guys..its me again..the one and only, the one you called disturbingly seductive, the one you called the great, no, i mean the awesome one...is making his debut since 23rd jan 2010.. phew long intro douh...huhu..let see...uhuk uhuk!(bunyi batuk taw) sorry..its so dusty in here..of cuz la..it have been 3 month and 8 days..if pi times 287 divided by the longitud of a pyramid its equivalent to 98 days and if convert it to seconds and hours......well dats really lots of numbuh..u do the math..
:P
well... im curently livin my 2nd semester in this haunted asylum, i mean KPM..sorry my bad..hehhe..well my 2nd 6 month is quite great u know... i mean the fun part..not the educational part..huhu.. i mean, learning MPW (dats as same as your history lesson) i mean, c'mon who will consider learning dat will be like "MY HAPPY TIMES"? and yadda yadda yadda ( i skip this part douh, or else u'll die...of BOREDOM!)

but, maybe the highlights of this semester (even the sem has not yet ended douh) so many shit happens douh...i dont mean shit "shit" i mean shit "problem".. fight here fight there...i mean.. IT'S AWESOME MAN!!!!!hahaha..especially when it happens to those muthafucka i hate..hahah..in your face bitch... i aint a pimp if i dont dissed you shithead...haahah..well now do you feel lucky phunk?do ya?hahaha..punch in the face, i did that, hummiliated you, yeah uve been there, kick you ass?im sorry A.N (u noe who is this a.n didnt you...my classm8 who got beef wif me) but if i touch you again, i might find myself 'samak'ing again...y? i mean..i cant touch a dog...or bitch in this case..huhuhu...now smell the fragrant of VENGEANCE....the readers out there (i dont think i should out 's' after reader there) this bitch is so deceiving..the innocent looks (i used to called it koya baeq) she possessed realy tricked the peoples..well, nice knowing ya big bastard n i have no regret if after this i never your voice again...o yeah..i mo thing....

YOU ARE THE BIGGEST BLOODY BASTARD EVER ALIVE

now where were we?o yeah...im on my way to end this piece of shit..i promise i wont let you wait till my next post...at least i wont get this blog rusted again..huhu,,till nex tyme..so long sucka!!!


watch, stare, and grace upon the vengeance...

Saturday, January 23, 2010

im fucking backkkkkkk!!!!!

whew...feel a lil odd in here mate..its been some tyme since in wrote any piece of shit in here.. juz busy..im on tour around u.k...sigh..hahah...okay ure not falling for that..ok naw..its still not too late to say hepy new year..and i dont wanna do this but..get lost 2009...hahaha...new year, new story but its d same old me...back for summore..ready for action...arrogant than ever..boy how i want to say that word...'arrogant'..perghh...the phrase never sound so sweet to my ear..hehehe..sajew merapik jap..hehehe...what??mish me??okay come..juz one hug...they watching..what??
not enuff??okay u may approach m......wha!!!slow down megan fox...hehehe...oke nuff dat man...
okay last 28th dec...Jimmy 'the rev' Sullivan (he's a7x drummer) has passed away peacefully...
man nobody replace him..he's one of a kind...he's fucking rock man..


last friday i went to the moooooooovies to see Legion..its kinda rock but its sick to death to see the fact of holy Malaikat have been change...its not the way Quran told us..its way diffrent..so the movies is good but kinda twirl ur Aqidah.. (hey is the sentence correct??) its for you who have faith in iman like me..(hehehe blagak jap) can see the movies if not..ure easily lost..oke..


aaa yeah..one mo thing...ive just started my scnd semester..not kinda just started...phew..man i got 3.86 for my pointer..holy schitocomolkouyuoipy!!!! huhuhu..thats something...thats the reason i address myself as one of the awesome living legend..as for dat..ive cemented myself as a most dominant fucking head alive..hahahahaha<-----gelak jahat disusuli dgn bnyi guruh dan halilintar memecah kesunyian....(da la blagak...ayat bapak la bakuny..tuhan tarik balik baru taw!!)..hehehe..ampun maap...im just kiddin...diz sem..ill be learning pengajian malaysia which similiar to sejarah which i suck at and which i fuckingly hate it...i wonder..y in the hell an english background student need to learn such thing..i mean cmon...English teacher doesnt teach history..huhuh...


i got nothin to say nemore so b4 i get the hell out of here..i juz want all of you to see my latest creation..its a collection i got sice 2004..only five left...others maybe have arrived the sea cuz i throw it into d drain..the most right is the latest (my right or your right?) i dont noe...i cant figure which one is your right and my left or my right.....watever...huhuhu :)))))))))))))


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Friday, December 11, 2009

KERRRRRRRRRRRANG!!!!! (this is a sound made by a guitar)

hotel room hotel room....
hahaha...thats line is from pitbull song..i dont noe the words..yeah its obvious really..huhuh..but i like the part when he sings " two and two..we gon undress u" sort like that..huhuhu...u noe wat i mean..no man hate to undress...well nevermind..huhu..ok nuff pitbull stuff...my blog diz tyme is quite diff..well yeah girl you not gonna kiss the monitor again didnt u??owe well if you want too...
see..haish im easily get distracted by something that is red, seductive, monggel (whats dat in english) we call THE MIGHTY LIPS OF A LADY...
huhuhu...as usual sound effect bunyi guruh but this tyme the guruh sound is quite kiut'er'...heheheh....ok ok enuff settle down..get your lips off cheek...hey MEGAN FOX...get ur lips off my lips...haish..ok ok...


todays topic..no...this blog i made is to pays a tribute to my idol...well my idol is a guitarist...both of them are...they are like gods of guitar...or maybe they're the guitar themselves but stuck in a very cool-assasin's chill ruthlessness man...they made furious fretwork looks like child thing.. they're someone i like to call a living legend...is that true??hell yeah bitch!!hehehe.. sajew bwat2 tragis sket...huhu..ladies and gentlemen..fasten your seatbelt...you are about to take the ride of yer life..apebende la yg aku merapu neh...huhuhu...they're from the band you know as avenged sevenfold...they're somewhat i like to call.....
THE GUITAR GODS

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zacky vengeance and synyster gates




(bunyi cengkerik)..err guys i think this is the part when you guys go crazy and clappin and yelling and stuff?? (when??) like now!! (owe yeah!!)
SOUND EFFECT BUNYI GASING..EHH BUNYI TEPUK2 PASTU ADE ORG JERIT2...A7X!!
yeah..thats d spirit guys!!hahaha...for some reason i cant help the feeling that i gon b like em' someday..hahaha..
like..never happened..huhuh..maen gitar pown cirit2 lg...huhuhu..thats it guys....i wish i can play guitar like em..from thousand of their cool songs..i just nailed a couple..huhuhu...its stil ok maa rather than don noe how to play at all..cmon la bro...huhuhu..ok la bro...game tyme!! c ya later you non-beliver..heheh..sajew jew ckp..huhu...bubbye... :))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

Wednesday, December 2, 2009

im back for more blabalabayaro..(man whats dat??)

booooooyaaaaahh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

wats cookin dawg....man..it feels good to be back..it feels like...yeah it feels good...huhuhu...sorry ppl...for wat??elehh...dont pretend dat u didnt mish me..hahaha...i left u all on purposes...u all mish me rite??man im good!!!huhuuhuhu but watta heck..im here again...ok girls..u can kish the monitor if u want to...huhuhu...but if dat still cant resist the temptation..u could alwiz kiss me for real...but under one condition...ON THE LIPS....ONLY..keh3...joking only...well yeah3 im fine...dont bother asking..heheh...my first semester on KPMIM was nothing but joy...fucking good man...i mean..whats better than a bunch of cool dudes and chicks accompanied by fucking awesome (not awesome as i am) lecturers...but theres been a slight fuckin problems between a my life and a complete life at kuantan...fucking lame and sick old woman..its 50 years old MISS-YOU-NOE-WHO...shes 50 but shes still miss..or safe to say still a virgin at a late stage of life circle... am i bad bcuz i just said dat??no i supposed...i would lyke to be called cruel..yeah thats the words...
hahahaha..non-KPMIM u dont noe what does she do to us students...she locked us behind bars, she treated us like dogs..huk huk...she asked us to lick her feet..she...wat??wat did i say...
huhuhu..SYKES...huhuhu..none of that ever happen lor...huhuh...lick my feet first la u old scumbag!!!hahahah...owe yeah..u noe...my final assignment for project and presentation is totally rawk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!hahaha i mean it..it was like...fuckin' bitchin' good!!!!huhuhu..i get the chances to become kamaruddin mape...hahah...shock??hahah i mean i became a newscaster la...


but..the drawback...or shud i kol the fucking drawback is....i used 250 from my allowance juz to pay all d expenses...fuck man..i mean...allowance pown cimuit..hahaha..tp takpe la...its happened oredi...hurm...tengs to my broadcast partner...first mr farouq..man..hes a real friend...then kcehik,wawa and sheera...did i missing anyone who didnt do HER part in our team??..no? yes nobody...hah....we can do better than anyone...even our team onli hav 5 members...others hav 6 but my grup made from 5 awesome-fill wif guts-steel nerve gurl n guy...so it safe to say that we did the assignment without any threat..hahaha..no offence guys!!then then...it down to the time of the sem...the time when the nerds waitin for..the time when i suddenly study..the time we all afraid off....the one...the only..the gut wrenching..the terrifying (apela lu...bagitaw jea la..)

THE FINAL EXAMINATION....(sound effect bunyi guruh)

huhuhu.....hopefully my pointer exceed the 3 pointer mark...hurmm plz God....all and all...im doin fine in that xm..despite tons of hiccup here and there especially the academic stdies subject..sorry madam..huhuhu...others?hurm not so good yet not soo bad...huhuhu...ok guys nite is getting cold as the rain washed away our wrongdoings in the day by begging forgiveness to the Almighty and thanked Him for His gift...saje jea wat ayat g2...tringat kat ustazh ak la...beliau sangat kool..hehehe...ok guys thats it..ill be coming for more..and yeah girl..miss me for i will missy elliot u back....hehehe..so long guys ang girls...kay the king packing out...

Wednesday, September 23, 2009

memory as we moved on





this fuckin video was recorded on 16th of sept 2009 during ms. anis cluss...yep..that guy in blue shirt..he's tryin to steal my limelite...but its ok...it wont affect any spotlight i got all of diz tyme..nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeh,,...huhuhu..its during general comunication clus..man they're so kool...(bcuz im there too...if im not wif them..im sure dat they'll b such a dull cluss huhuhu)
acctly,bhind those happy faces...we are soooooo hungry..huhu..and cant wait to finish d cluss and yeah..u guess it...holiday tyme!!!wuuuuhuuuuu...ok naw i juz wan to shout a very tipikal wish..
dat is..
SELAMAT ARI AYE...MAAF ZAHIR BATIN
(again) :)

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

eid is here.... :)

wats up guys....eyy i noe uve been expecting my newest blog didnt ya??now let me see those hand in the ayer!!!!!!!!!!!(gosh..i am one boastful guy...huhuhu)....tadi i break fasting fer d last tyme wif my dude...not to mention the chicks..i cn hardly enjoyed my food...huhuhu...didnt get it?? okay if theres a food on the table and a hot chick in front of u....wud u rather break fasting wif eating or wud u break yer fasting wif staring at her..........nevermind u get the idea...huhuhuhu...its not me man..cmon....im just talkin bout sumbody else...i mean im breaking my fast with 3 dates and then i quickly perform my maghrib prayers...(like that ever happen..huhuhu)...


so ok we've been lyke 24 days of fasting..n dats mean....6 days to raya raya raya....isnt dat great???huhuhu i juz cant wait...
but the not-so-gud thng is...diz yer...its ganu's turn..so dat mean im clebrating eid at ganu. no offence dude.,but its quite borin there...but wat the hell...at least i can clbrating eid wif my bloved family...gosh..i mish em so much....sittin here alone at the kpm (not so alone acctly...i got tons of fren...huhuhu...saja bwat sedey ket)...so guys..after this...thres no more air tebu in the evening since ders no more bazar ramadan..u noe wat im sayin??hattoi....da tade da ayat2 such as "mim, hang pegi bazar x??bli kat aku nasi krabu(jamal perkenalkn) pat, ayam golek bli la se cucuk dua,
kueh2 tu hg bli la dlm pat lime talam"huhuu...im gonna mish the tyme...when me n my room8 eatin megi fer sahur,breakfasting and sahur the other day...huk3..sedeh..nak mkn bnyk..bajet ta ckup lak...huhuhu...most probably after this im gonna missing myself gone 'ular sawa' after break fasting..huhuhu...and me n my clique went to war after breakfasting (playing counter strike maa)
regardless the kpm's alim man knockin our door and shouting "woi bdak2..pegi la bwak betawbat..pg2 la smyg traweh..".."ye la...org tga pkai kaen plikat dgn serban neh..japg org trun la"...but acctly our eyes are still lookin at d monitor...hahahaha org bln pose bwat phale..aku bertan2 dose nyer ak wat...huhuhu.....repent repent!!!!!!




ermm ok mate...i dunno wat else wan to sey...juz all readers out der...especially my family,nisam,chok,farouk,jamal,nas, mim,pa,haiqal opie,aty,bie,kyra,aten,nisa,mon,madu,wawa,my classmate(fuh3 penat) ecah,kwn2 yg baek n kawan bek aku (to those i frgot to mention sorry) the fucking whole kpmim students including akak kulup yg cumel (gosh shes gorgeous) and yeah u too pakcik n makcik cafe yg slame ini menyaport sumber mkanan slama berpuase,the whole fuckin penangarian all over malaysian and malaysian.....
SELAMAT ARI RAYE MAAP ZAHIR BATIN
syed muhammad faiz signing out.....